for animated

download for animated ....


http://realitylapse.com/

no need to create any username .. ...

this too is coooll ............

dialnow.com

check it for calling

if u have a landline then try this to india for calling .......

http://www.nonoh.net/en/websignup.php

Amazing Art Galleries ..........

amazing art galleries


http://www.redbullartofthecanusa.com/

http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/onemanstrash.htm

http://www.imanmaleki.com/en/Galery/

Be Specific ..................

A Man to God

Man:"Give me a bag full of money, a job and a vehicle full of girls"
God replies:"Tataastu magane" (meaning : let it happen, my boy)
And made him a bus conductor of BMTC ladies special bus!

Moral: be specific...

for stay

http://www.hostelbookers.com/

e-kaleidoscope

make your own kaleidoscope

amazing


try this... this is gr8 http://www.zefrank.com/byokal/kal2.html

Firefox add-ons

1) https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/2207


try it out

cool links for MS

http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/downloads/powertoys/xppowertoys.mspx


recommened would be

1) Alt+tab
2) Image resizer .. (simply the best ) wonders wonders just one right click to resize all fotos by "select all " option.

check it out

Games ..

http://atari.online.pl/v01/index.phtml?ct=nowinki

Emulator Atari800Win (7-Zip, TUGZip)


check it out for strategy and fun filled games with minimum keys involved just aroow keys and ctrl is what used check it out

Jokes from Maluu..............

1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
IngumDax

2) Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-liage.

3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.

4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in
Gelff.

5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.

6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught
fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen

8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office
everyday?
An Oto

11) Where does he pray?
In a Temble, Charch and a Maask

12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
Kerala.

14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and
re-tying the lungi

15) Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say
'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'

16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
" Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "

17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football teams ?
Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.

18) Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of
kokanet oil.

19) Pass it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of Benana
Chibbs.

20) Pass it on to 15 Mals to get a set of BROGUN
bones....

Jokes .

Ladies hostel caught Fire. It took 1 hour to bring the
fire under control and another 3 hours to bring the
firemen under control.

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Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be
the first thought to come in your mind?

Husband: that you are a lesbian.


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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps
in the U.S ???

Because the people started licking the wrong side!


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Girl to hungry boyfriend: If my right leg was
afternoon meal & left leg evening meal what would you prefer?

Boyfriend: Eating between meals !!!!


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Nobody is ever satisfied, Poor men wish they were
rich, Rich men wish they were handsome, Bachelors wish they were married &
Married men wish they were Dead!


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How do you teach a girl maths? Add a bed, subtract
her clothes, divide her legs, enter your square root, leave your solution and
hope she doesn't multiply!


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Lady : "I want a good vibrator" Salesman: "Ma'am !
you may select one from our range that is displayed on that wall"

Lady : "O.K. I'll take that red one"

Salesman: "Sorry, that's our fire-extinguisher";


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A divorced Couple were contesting for possession of
the child. The mother said: "I gave birth to him - he's mine"

The father said: "I put a coin in the pepsi machine
and a can comes out - the pepsi belongs to me! not to the
machine !!"


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A girl says to her boyfriend, "One kiss and I'll be
yours forever."

The guy says 'thanks for the warning'


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A Husband Was Asked: "Do you talk to your wife
after sex?"

He replied: "Depends, If I Can find a Phone"


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Definition of a Gynecologist: Someone who looks for
problems where

others look for pleasure!!!


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Man to wife on wedding night- "Are you sure I'm the
first man you are sleeping with?'

"Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the
others!'

1.Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got
heart attack & our driver ran away.

2. Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How urs looks like?
2nd: She is 5"8, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. Wat abt urs?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find urs!!



3 ..Wife: Who's that women who is staring at us?
Hubby:Shhhh. i wud have a tough time explaning to her tomorow who u are
.....


4 ..When does skin meet skin, Hair meet hair & Balls disappear.
think.....
u dirty mind....
it happens when u blink ur eyes.


5 .What's the height of innocence? A 12year old girl
applies pimples cream on her breast!


6 ..Women asked man who is travelling with six children,
all these kids are urs??
No, i work in a condom factory & these are customer
complaints.


7 ..Bride's dad hands a note to the groom: "GOODS DELIVERED
ARE NOT RETURNABLE". Groom gave another note back to
him "CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN".


8 .A girl phoned me the otherday and said "Come on
over, there is nobody home". I went over, Nobody was
home.


9 .Teacher: Why cows look depressed when they are
milked?
Student: Madam, if some1 presses ur boobs for 2hrs &
doesnt f**k u, then how do u feel??


1 0.Do u know the full form of " BANGALORE ". Boys Asking
for Naked Girls At Low Rate Everyday.


1 1 ... she took off his pant gently & whispered" make me a
woman. he smiled & threw the pant at her and said, GO
WASH IT!!!.


1 2 ...Son asks difference between confidence and
confidential, Dad says, you are my son, im confident.
ur friend also my son, thats confidential!


1 3 ...1st sardar: Mumbai is the best city, ALL Free,
Pickup, Drop, Food, Drink, Hotel even Sex.
2nd sardar:When did u go?
1st sardar:Not me, my wife went, she told me.


1 4 ...Wat do u call prostitute, wife & girl friend in
mobile language... Prepaid, Postpaid & Demo card.


1 5.Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this right
time we shud talk abt sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, tell me wat u want to know.
Mom:##??!!

1 6 ...Difference between Good & Bad Girls. Good Girls
open a few button in hot atmosphere. But the Bad Girls
open all buttons to make the atmosphere hot.


1 7 ...Friend to sardar: Why are u going for a birth
control surgery for the ninth time?
Sardar: What to do yaar, my wife still keeps getting
pregnant.


1 8 ...Husband and Wife are just like two tyres of a
vehicle. Even if one pucntures, the vehicle cant move
further. So intelligent men always carry a stepney
with them!!


2 1 ...A daughter sends telegram to her father after
passing her B.Ed exams, which father received as
"FATHER, UR DAUGHTER HAS BEEN SUCCESSFUL IN BED".

Relax plz ..

Life is Short, Live it!
Love is Small, Flirt it!
Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
I'm too Good, Accept it!
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Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AKKAL HO NA HO"
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Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna. 3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna. Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai! Bahar BANDAR pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai.
---------------


Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge...
Raat mein diye jalte rahenge...
Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha...
Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenger!!!
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I'm in hospital now. After 5min. I'll be transfered 2 a surgery room. The doctor aid that I'll die if I stop recieving ur SMS!
-------------


Mein tumhe pyaar ke teen shabd kehna chahta hoon... woh teen shabd jo tumhara dil tak pahooch kar, tumhe gehraayi tak chhooh jaye. Yeh teen shabd mere dil se nikal kar, tumhara dil par zaroor chhah jayenge. Ab sunlo yeh pyaar ke teen shabd - "MERA BHARAT MAHAAN". (Jai Hind)
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I always think about U.




I can't live without U.




I really need U.




I'm totally mad about U.




I just wanna be with U.




I'm very desperate for U.




I'm crazy 4 U.




I wanna marry U.




I LOVE U.




Aisa muje bajuwali kehti hai
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Its not an achievement 2 make 100 FRiENDS in a Year, but an achievement is 2 make a FRiEND for 100 Years, 'N' I know I've made ONE, that's . . . YOU !!
--------



Knock knock...



Any1 there?



Oh good,hi i have a delivery 4u...

()"""() ,@
( '(' ) ,@@@
=(,,)=("')@@@
(""),,,("") "@@
Roses specialy 4u...
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Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<
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Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my
pillow and I'd be hugging you
---------



When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..
----------



A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.
---------------



aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU'Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!
---------



Höld ä trüé frěénd wěth böth yöür händs, dońt lét gö 4 trüé frěend cömés öncé ěn ä lěfétěmé. Thĺt's why ě'm hölděng yoü tight! Cänt lét Ü go
--------



If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.
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Aaj kal mann kar raha hai ki main...



tumhe..



kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar..



sabke samne...





ek...



k



ki



kis



kiss



kissa sunau Ramayan wala.
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Without LOVE, dayz are "Saddy, Moanday,Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shatterday". So fall in Love... Happy Valentine's Week.
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One day Friendship & Love met one-another. Love asked Friendship -"Why do U exist if I'm there?" So Friendship said -"To give a Smile to those eyes in which U leave Tears."
----------------


Love?
Its when U steal tears & still care for Her.
Its when She ignores U & U still Love Her.
Its when She begins to Love another & U still Smile.
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Roses 4 u-Rs.10
Cards 4 u-Rs.25
Movie 4 u-Rs.99
Lunch 4 u-Rs.250
but a friend like u - PRICELESS!

Abey ped pe mat chadh. Priceless yane "BHANGAAR".
----------



if
u
need
ADVICE
MSG ME

if
u
need
a FRIEND
CALL ME

if
u
need
HELP
E-MAIL ME


if
u
need
MONEY
The number u dailed is not in service pls don't try again
---------------


What does true friendship mean 2 me?
U cry & Icry,
Ur sad n' I'm sad,
Ur laughing n' I'm laughing,
U jump out of the window.....
I LOOK DOWN!
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The night is dark, the moon is high, i stop my car, u ask why? I come close 2 u, u feel shy, I tell u those 3 words.......

........i La Punture
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A Rose...
/,) ,-,'),
======/==:', '(@)
'0 '-'; )'
eXclusively
for a nice
person
l!ke U!!


From an even NICER person like me !
--------------


Zindagi mein jo cheeze aasani se milti hai...
PAISA
Jo mushkil se mile...

KHUSHI

Aur jo sirf bade nasib wale ko hi mile...
?
?
?
?APUN KA sms

Beautiful Math

Beauty of Math!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=123456789 87654321



Now, take a look at this...

101%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:


What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than
100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving
more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you
to GIVE OVER
100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?


What equals 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
answer these
questions:


If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26.


If:


H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K

8+1+18+4+23 + 15+18+11 = 98%


And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E

11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%


But:

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E

1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%


THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:



L-O-V-E- O-F-G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%


Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical
certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and
Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you
over the top!

for Explorers / Travellers

It's always difficult to categorise stuff like this, so I hope these ones are easy enough to browse through. I've found all the links useful at some point or another. Some will take you to sites that require registration to make the most of them.

As with all the pages, your feedback is welcomed and appreciated. See the sidebar for contact details.

Places

Bhutan Trails - tour company we used to visit Bhutan
Into Asia - information on many Asian countries
Best Singapore Vacation - a wealth of information on the island nation
Stewart Island - accommodation, transport and info on this small island off the south of NZ

Organisations

Blue Dragon Children's Foundation - Hanoi-based charity educating street children
Tiger Temple - Kanchanaburi, Thailand. Buddhist temple run by monks where tigers are raised by hand

Activities

Black Dog Surfing -
Deep Sea Divers Den -
Dive Shed -
Down Under Dive -
Lucky Divers -
Taupo Tandem Skydive -

Accommodation

AsiaRooms - Asia region only and mainly hotels, but worth checking for some good savings
Hostelbookers - Search for, check availability of and pre-book hostels worldwide. No fees charged
Hostelling International - tied to the YHA
Hostels.com - More hostels
Hostelworld - Same as above, but with different hostels and a small commission fee

Financial

Mastercard - details of ATM availability
Nationwide - only UK bank to not charge ATM fees abroad
Visa - includes details of ATM availability worldwide
Universal Currency Convertor - work out how much your currency is worth at current rates

Cheap flight search engines

I've listed a load of these and it's worth checking them all for the area you're flying within. None is better than any other, but they all have different searches of different airlines. Often you can look at three, then checking a fourth will give you an enormous saving.

eDreams - cheap worldwide flights. English not the first language of the site at the time of writing, but still easy to use
Flightcentre (Oz) - easiest way to check the three main Oz air carriers
FlightChecker - search engine for budget flights to/from the UK
Kayak - worldwide budget flights
Sidestep UK - superb checker for many flight providers, even obscure routes within Europe
Sidestep US - same site as above with prices in US dollars
Skyscanner - multiple airline flight checker for Europe
WhichBudget - catches a lot of budget airlines the others miss

Transport

Bus:
Eurolines - European bus tickets
Knight Rider (NZ) - overnight bus service from Christchurch to Invercargill

Rail:
Queensland Rail - timetables, news, fares and so on

Airlines:
Air Arabia - the Middle East's answer to RyanAir
Air Asia - Asia-only budget airline
Air New Zealand GrabASeat - last minute, stupid cheap seats
Jazeera Air - another cheap Middle East airline
Tiger Airways - based in Singapore and covering Asia and Australia. Very cheap and always have some kind of deal on

Other:

Adventure Tours Australia - used them a lot in Oz. Great staff, great fun
AusTravel - 4x4 adventures, buses and the like across Austalia
Stewart Island Experience - ferry or plane from Invercargill to Stewart Island

Friendship / Contacts / Travel Info

CouchSurfing.com - a global network of likeminded people who may well offer you a spare room or a couch to sleep on. Also great for chatting and finding out information about other places.
Foreign and Commonwealth Office - travel advice by country
Lonely Planet - discussion groups and forums are worth checking out for information
Project Visa - lists visa regulations for every country.
Wikitravel - Free and up-to-date travel information.

Online Movies ...

Hollywood

www.joox.net

http://freetv.informe.com/index.php

http://www.tv-links.co.uk/index.do/4

http://www.movieforumz.com/

http://phreakyphonez.net/web/webforum/forum_topics.asp?FID=31

http://www.flickpeek.com/movies/

http://stage6.divx.com/videos/tag:movie


Bollywood

http://www.bestdesiblogs.com/catogory.php?storequery=hindim&storeperpage=28&storeand=0&storesort=0

http://www.freesports4u.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=148

Nano stuffs ...... Wanaaa xplore them ..check it out

Dear Nano lovers,

c and feel for ur self ................

http://mrsec.wisc.edu/Edetc/nanolab/


heel veel success

doei
Karthick

For any Spectra ..................................

Hi Chemists ,
if u want to verify any of ur spectra NMR,MS,UV,IR check it out from this link below


http://www.aist.go.jp/RIODB/SDBS/cgi-bin/direct_frame_top.cgi


success
Karthick

For SSNMR People

http://ssnmr.blogspot.com/

TV online

http://isaitamil.net/

brings u Sun TV, K TV, Surya TV and Gemini TV @ ur desktop by just installing the req activex controll

esp njoy the latest advertisements ...........

online movies

this is another site with good amount of movie collections

http://videoduniya.com/


easy to use, no user name etc required click and watch

easy food when one falls sick ....

Easy food prepared and could be served when one falls sick (fever, soar throat, cold)

Double Boiled Rice:

Double Boiled Rice with salt.

Smash the rice once it is boiled for long time with salt to taste served when hot adds more taste.

Easy to digest hence gives energy quickly easily goes in too.

Kichadi:

Boil the rice with dhal and other vegetables (carrots/beans/tomatoes/all) with pinch of turmeric powder, dhaniya, ginger powder.

The more one allows to boil all together adds up taste,

So add more water and allow it to boil in sim flame ..

Take a nap then food is ready.

Tastes good with Papads or sliced Onions.

Porridges:

Main ingredient + water -----boil ------>>>> porridges is ready.

Main Ingredients:

1. Wheat flour.
2. Rava.
3. Vermicelli (Samiya).
4. Sago.

Salt to taste

For sugar lovers, one can add tons of sugar then it tastes very good with milk

To make it interesting and colorful

Add some flavors like Cardamom and Clove.

A pinch of Turmeric powder to make it bright yellow.

A pinch of Badam powder tooo will make it bright yellow.

A pinch of Saffron powder to make it baby pink.

Flavored waters

to rest while u xplore the new place check it out

http://www.hostelbookers.com/

have fun

happY sports.....Running

coolest link to mark the running,cycling,walking paths in our way and yet to save the those paths and could even calculate the distance explore it for the adventurous people ..

http://mapmyrun.com/

one can even get hybrid view to know the landscape .
Good luck

cLicK & wAtcH ........................

good number of Telugu, Tamil and Hindi movies watching online without even creating any user names and passwords etc ..

just click and watch ....

http://www.andhramasti.blogspot.com/

for movie lovers.....

njoy lollus......................

for the people who missed LolluSabha Comedies from Vijay TV

still u could watch them from below link

http://lollu-sabha.blogspot.com/

njoy

Different Music

for Gregorian chants video links
Gregorian - Masters of Chant epk Video
Gregorian - Tears in Heaven
Gregorian - Nothing else matters
Gregorian - Losing My Religion
Gregorian - the moment of peace
Gregorian - Ordinary world
Gregorian - Brothers in Arms
Gregorian - I Still Haven´t Found what i´m Looking for

DD ......yaani .........Door Dharshan .....first and best

for the people who miss DD for they are the first and best channel
check out the following link http://www.braindose.com/dd/

for all ur favorites title songs
milae sur mera tumara , Baje Sargam, Sristi se pehle...(Bharat Ek Khoj)
surabi title song
mogli
ek chidiya video link here http://youtube.com/watch?v=vtam32PMCrw

Cheapest way to call few destinations

Thinking of how to call dear ones in abroad to their mobile/landline for free

u can call them for free if they are in Europe,US,South-asian countries

http://www.voipproducts.eu/betamax-rates/

Kodimbedalu

kodimbedalu

Raw rice flour : water , 1:1 ratio .

rock salt - ½ spoon

Take 1 cup water ,

1/2 tea spoon salt ,

little oil

little coconut scrapings,

little jaggery ,

cumin seeds (seeragam) in a vessel.

1. When water reaches boiling point ,
   
2. add rice flour ,
   
3. stirring and remove the vessel from fire after 2 mins. .
   
4. make dough by mixing it nicely.
   
5. Make into small balls and then make rings and fry in the oil . remove when it is soft .
6. goes well with onion chutney.

nojy it

Thavilapindi

Thavilapindi / Thoordhal upma

Rice – 3 cups (Make rice into granular form)

Thoordhal – 1 cup (thoor dhal to powder form)

1. Heat in the frying pan with little oil kadugu, urdh dhal , red chillies 4 nos
2. Add water ( volume water : rice 2 ½ or 2 depending on the quality of rice sothat it should not boil too much become like pongal)at the time of boil add salt ( ¾ tea spoon for 1 cup of rice) . add cococnut scrapings seeragam ¼ t spoon , pepper 5 nos ground to granular form. Then add both rice granules and thoordhal powder , mix well and keep stirring till
3. U get consistency for upma . then cook in the cooker for 10 mins .

its ready ......